Cocktail Engineer


someone (usually a sales person) that doesn’t have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.
“we need a real technical salesperson, not a c-cktail engineer.”

“boy, kim & shannon are just a couple of c-cktail engineers, but they sure are fun!”

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