cocktail weenie


any person with abnormally shaped toes. short, fat, and round (sometimes even slightly square shaped), these toes resemble little c-cktail weenies like those served at a party, especailly when sunburnt.

(sometimes sometimes referred to as a teki as well)
whoa look at c-cktail weenie over there, those toes look just like miniature hot dogs!
a person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.
“their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed.”

“you are such a c-cktail weenie.”

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