cocktailing
when you say you’re going out to have some c-cktails… but you really plan to get some tail.
(in laymans terms, you say you’re just going to have some drinks at the bar/club/party, but really you intend to hook up.)
or, if your single, then you say it when you’re planning to go to a bar/club/party, drink alcoholic beverages, and get laid.
boyfriend: hey baby, i’m going to john’s party to say hi and maybe have a quick drink… i’ll be back shortly.
girlfriend: wait – i can get ready real quick and come with you!!
boyfriend: nah baby, there’s no need for you to get all prettied up, i’ll only be a few minutes…. i swear!
boyfriend goes to party…..
john: so where’s your girlfriend.
boyfriend: man, i can’t have her with me when i’m c-cktailing… what are you thinkin??
john: d-mn straight!
boyfriend hooks up with hot chic at party and hurries home, girlfriend none the wiser.
if your single:
friend 1: “hey, lets go out c-cktailing tonight!”
other friends: “i’m game.”
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