Cocktapuss


one who technicaly has eight p-n-s’s.

a dude who is such a f-cking stud.
man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a c-cktapus!

sh-t man, i was such a c-cktapuss last night, i f-cked three different chicks!!!

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