cocktario


of or pertaining to an extremely tiny jewish p-n-s that never gets wet unless it takes a shower or spits on its hand
“dude, how do you ever get any p-ssy with that little baby
d-ck c-cktario of yours?”

“dude, my c-cktario ain’t gonna suck itself, let’s get it
over with!”

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