cocktipuss
the act of having eight individual p-n-s’s
“did you go to the circus this weekend?”
“no”
“there were all these weird circus freaks though”
“i still didn’t go”
“there was this one guy with eight d-cks, they called him the c-cktipuss”
“f-ck you man, that’s seven to many”
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