Cocktronamus Prime
the mightiest of all the transformers, c-ckatronamus prime cannot be defeated by any cybertronian. autobots and decepticons alike live in fear of c-ckatronamus prime. both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. c-ckatronamus prime once had a mate, c-mdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal sp-ce f-cking that destroyed the original all spark. c-ckatronamus prime transforms into a giant p-n-s, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to f-ck the earth.
c-ckatronamus prime is a d-ck.
you aint lying! look!!
earthquake!!
no!…c-cktronamus prime!!
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