cocktwaddler
c-cktwaddler, c-ck twaddler. both are acceptable.
kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their p-n-s and/or scr-t-m from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential zipper incident. ; 2. (n) a device used for male masturbation can also be described as a c-cktwaddler.
1.) -jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk-
bill: oh god, jim, dude don’t f-cking be a c-cktwaddler.. go wash your f-ckin’ hands man..
2.) a fleshlight can also be called a c-cktwaddler.
husband: honey, where’s my c-cktwaddler?
wife: h-ll if i know, you pervert!
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