cockwatch


a ho (biotch) places a shiny watch on the male’s p-n-s as a part of foreplay. the male may play guitar to add ambience to the situation.
stephanie c-ckwatched paul.
to wrap one’s p-n-s around their own wrist and show it to another person, acting is if it were a real watch.
see eel skin watch
when the donger asked what time it was for the 12th time, i showed him the c-ck-watch.
1. when a member of the female gender is on the prowl looking for a c-ck for the night. she may be inclined to contact long lost hookups, or she even may go trolling for p-n-s at a local bar. since men are typically easier to convince, the female on c-ck watch must be duly noted as she is most likely a siff dirty sl-t.
2. also know as p-n-s watch
“while on c-ck watch, the sl-t scrambled through her cell phone to find a suitable p-n-s for the night.”

“listen b-tch, you weren’t out with your friends to dance, you were on c-ck watch.”

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