Cockwebs
figurative acc-mulation on a guy’s d-ck when he hasn’t had s-x for awhile. might also co-occur with the acc-mulation of dust.
after months of single life, dave has acc-mulated a load of c-ckwebs.
hey baby, you wanna be a dear, clear out my c-ckwebs for me?
an out of commission c-ck
“i haven’t got laid in so long, i’ve grown c-ck webs”.
the orchestration of multiple c-cks and or male genitalia to form the shape of a web.
mike, hank, larry and colti are engaged in a c-ck web.
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