Cockzipilis


this is a type of disorder people have with their c-cks (or d-ck, n-b, yogurt rifle, etc…)
these people are born with c-cks which have a 90 degrees shape to them and that stays permanent. the bend is unusually perfectly 90 degress and stays like that forever. most of the time the c-ck is pointing up, but in the case of a c-ckzopilis the c-ck points down at 90 degress. not a very good thing to have…
tony: that saboo is such a slag!
old gregg: yep i know, i heard that he’s got a c-ckzipilis.
tony: poor guy… i feel sorry for that d-ck-head
where peoples c-cks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. this usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their c-ck which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen. better luck next time if you have you
dan: i heard deacon has a c-ckzipilis

wainer: yep (uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.because thats what wainer does)

dan:yup that sort of thing

wainer: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( sorry you don’t know what the h-ll im on about…probably)
where peoples c-cks bend off at between an 80-100 degree angle. this usually happens when somebody is born with a bone in their c-ck which makes it bend off like that. extreamly rare thing to happen.
dan: i heard deacon has a c-ckzipilis

wainer: yep (uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h.because thats what wainer does)

dan:yup that sort of thing

wainer: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( sorry you don’t know what the h-ll im on about…probably)

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