Coconut Bus


a people mover or van that is always full of loads of pacific island natives on new zealand roads. the vast majority of them are missing their wof and/or registration. most of the drivers don’t even have licences to drive and don’t wear safety belts. they emit gases from both the exhaust and from inside the vehicle due to the large consumption of kfc every sunday after church.
person 1: “do you want kfc for lunch?”
person 2: “nah, the drive thru and car park are clogged with coconut buses.”

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