Coconut Crawdaddy


a s-xual routine involving a coconut, one cooked crawfish, and one living crawfish. while in the missionary position a coconut is broken over the women’s head to ensure she is limp for the following, the cooked crawfish is inserted into the -n-s and the living into the v-g-n-, both are then sucked out broken open, dipped in the coconut milk and eaten. it is a favorite among southern cajuns and the french.
“you haven’t eaten crawfish until you have had the coconut crawdaddy”

kacey – “kota, why are your limping”
kota – “i got coconut crawdaddy-ed last night and the live one got a little feisty”

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