Coconut Cream Surprise


usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: the coconut cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the b-lls and weiner imbetween the legs. whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.
“i was taking a shower when josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when i looked around the curtain, he had a coconut cream surprise waiting for me!”

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