Coconut Delight
the act of feltching a colostomy stoma (orifice surgically created on the abdomen in order for a colostomy bag to attach)… in much the same way a dehydrated robinson crusoe attacked the nectar of his first life-giving coconut.
the homeless, post-surgery homeless man lacked anything to offer a potential patron to augment his treasury… ah! he made available his made-made opening for a coconut delight.
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