coconut hotline


when hawaiians spread the word to let people know hawaiians are in need. for example, if a hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the main land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other hawaiian. this is also done when a college football program treats hawaiians well, you will find many more hawaiians will flock to the same program.

-note that this is only applicable on the main land.
we need business for our new food truck so i’m going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.

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