coconut


someone who has brown skin, but is actually the whitest person you will ever meet.
nitasha is such a coconut.
n. a person who is tan on the outside (mexican, indian, philipino) and white on the inside
jenny is a coconut
mexican gone white, brown on the ouside white on the inside.
justin is a coconut
devices, usually imported from tropical climes, that can be banged together in lieu of riding a horse.
“you’ve got two empty ‘alves of coconut, and you’re banging them together!”
something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.
are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
a person of south asian desendency who was born and brought up in the u.s, and is a perfectly nice and good person but is judged improperly because they’re not that involved in the south asian community.
me: mommy i saw an indian girl with this white guy today….
mommy: stay away from her!
me: why?
mommy: because honey, if an indian person does not hang out with other indians, doesnt listen to indian music or watch indian films that means they’re a coconut and they’re ashamed of their skin color.
me: oh…..what should i do when i see her again.
mommy: stare at her!!!!!keep staring!!!!!!!!!just stare at her as long as possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: it’s okay she’s not pretty anyway…
mommy: oh really! never mind..haha.. then just forget that we had this conversation.
a device used to make galloping sounds when cut into two halves and hollowed out.
soldier #1:
what? ridden on a horse?
arthur:
yes!
soldier #1:
you’re using coconuts!
arthur:
what?
soldier #1:
you’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ ’em together.
a very sweet tropical fruit.
i love coconuts and the milk is delicious

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