CoD Coma


the state in which a person playing call of duty is focused on nothing but the television screen. they don’t have any other body functions excluding breathing, and yelling.
in arising from your cod coma a person will often times experience great hunger, drowziness, and maybe even depression.
“dude, i was in my cod coma for like 6 hours last night; i didn’t go to sleep until like 4 in the morning.”

“bro me too, when awoke from my cod coma i was hungry enough to eat a man’s d-ck off.”

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