cod-to-rod ratio
ratio of women to men
cod = fish that you’re trying to catch.
rod = thing you catch fish with.
of course, it also works on the (female body part that allegedly smells like fish) / (male body part that sometimes is a rod) level.
let’s blow this popsicle stand, the cod-to-rod ratio has been getting worse ever since the ball game ended.
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