Coddletard


someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been r-t-rded.
i asked jen to light the candles. she said “i don’t know how to use a lighter”. she was a real coddletard.

i asked jen to put he candles on the guests tables. she replied, “i am too embarr-ssed to put the candles on the tables”. coddletard.

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