Cody Emerson
someone who is commonly mistaken for
cody emmerson. (2 ‘m’s) unlike emmerson, cody emerson has about 1,314,000 seconds of s-x more per year. contrary to popular belief, his crotch is the size of an elephant, and has the pain tolerance of chuck norris injected with morphine!
guy 1: did u see that guys crotch?
guy 2: yea, that thing was freaking huge! he stood in the road and had a speeding truck run into that thing.
guy 1: he must be cody emerson!
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