coffee and chronic


n. the act of smoking high-grade marijuana while drinking freshly-brewed coffee.
1. brew a pot, pack a bowl, and enjoy your coffee and chronic.

2. person 1: rowdy party last night!
person 2: yea. i’m still hungover. let’s get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.

3. wud u liek sum coffee and chronic wit ur pancakes?

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