Coffee and Smokes


the most addictive and socially acceptable combination of vices the world has ever known.
“the only reason i went to the a.a meetings was for the free coffee and smokes.”
the breakfest of champions and the only thing that keeps me from “freaking out man!”
with out coffee and smokes mike would so go postal!

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