coffee bitch

the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee b-tch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee b-tch
“i need my caffiene fix. who’s the coffee b-tch today?”
“katherine”
who’s she?
“the sl-t with the red hair who’s carrying all the coffee”
a person whom, if they don’t have their coffee in the morning, becomes a complete b-tch

i.e. never dare this person to go a day without coffee, because you will regret it!
coffee b-tch: omg you wouldn’t want to know me if i don’t have my coffee!

normal guy: jeez dude you’re such a coffee b-tch!
a person who is designated to make, or pickup coffee every morning, mid-afternoon, and evening.
who told the coffee b-tch to not make coffee, b-tch?
a male person who makes coffee at a aa meeting or na meeting.
where is the coffee b-tch this coffee sucks and i am going to kick his -ss.
coffee b-tch:
a word used by headb-ttarcade andrew garcia describing adachi in his ‘lets play persona 4’ series. andrew, who had done previous let’s plays, called adachi ‘coffee b-tch’ : he always walked around with coffee in his hand and was an utter and complete b-tch.
“oh look…coffee b-tch came around to vist us….nanako clean the table…i don’t want his filthy, b-tchy hands touching our coffee table.”~andrew
chick who is always seen with a coffee in their hands. usually pretty hot yet is very b-tchy and self ent-tled.
friend a: d-mn, that chick with the coffee is pretty hot.
friend b: don’t bother, shes a coffee b-tch, not worth it.
a gender-neutral term of endearment bestowed on one who makes or gets coffee for others.

though the ideal job for a coffee b-tch is a barista or coffee shop owner, one may also find a coffee b-tch in an office or at home.

the common identifiable trait of a coffee b-tch is the willingness and exceptional capabilities of making good coffee for the enjoyment of themselves and others.
coffee sn-bs revere coffee b-tches as gods/goddesses because without them their lives are often uncaffeinated and meaningless; or worse, subjected to the consumption of cr-ppy coffee.

“who’s the coffee b-tch today? i buy you fly…”

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