Coffee Cakes
a male, usually in his 60’s, living in suburban philadelphia, that exhibits bad acne scarring on his face, usually disfiguring.
fred: you still going out with that coffee cakes guy?
kellie: nah, i kicked coffee cakes to curb months ago.
dude has acne so bad, there’s no recovering from his coffee cakes complexion. i feel bad for the f-cker.
a discreet euphemism for s-xual activities exclusively between english speaking asian people.
note: if activities are h-m-s-xual in any way then nuts must be mentioned, commonly walnuts.
c: i’m just going off for a bit of coffee cake.
t: alright! bring us back a piece.
c: don’t tell anyone, but i fancy a bit of coffee cake with walnuts.
t: there’s no shame in having nuts in your b-tter-cream.
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