coffee cart


act of climbing onto a object in a public place and declaring an undying, eternal love for a woman
“someone is gonna need to give me a hand down from this coffee cart slash city cat, t-tanic like scene area, because im silas c-cks, and im a big dork, i listen to emo, and i could fall, instead of telling a girl i like her, and that could be really embarr-ssing, more embarr-ssing.”

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