Coffee Cock Block


a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.
coffee c-ck block-when you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can’t get near it.

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