Coffee Cock


spilling any liquid; primarily coffee, wine, or cranberry juice on your lap or lap area, resulting in sticky genitals and shoes.
“i was driving to work with a mug full of coffee in my hands, i slammed on the breaks and spilled it all over me. a total coffee c-ck!

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