Coffee Condom


the name for the sleeve that goes around your handle-less paper coffee cup to insulate the drinker’s hands from hot coffee.

similar to how a latex condom is designed to protect you from s-xually transmitted diseases the “coffee condom” is designed to protect your hand from the hot cup of coffee.
do you need a coffee condom for that cup?

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