coffee crap
the bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.
somehow, i don’t get coffee cr-ps when i drink decaf.
an exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.
fred: “geez, what happened in there? someone really grenaded the toilet.”
ted: “must’ve been a coffee cr-p.”
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when a used tampon is inserted into the cheek and the person is then punched in the mouth. hopefully the blood will squirt out if executed properly. named since at the dentist cotton is inserted in the cheek for bleeding. i gave that fool a dentist office yo!
- denture check
the act of hooking a lover’s upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. most commonly a prelude to oral s-x. “sharon was so shy she wasn’t going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me – lucky i did a denture check.”
- Depkon
person who thinks he is a great hunter but really is a musser. or someone who has r-t-rd strength. see dork in the tree stand he thinks he is a great white hunter but he is a depkon.
- deprovement
opposite of improved, duh. the new office is a major deprovement over the old one. but at least it’s high up so i can jump out the window and kill myself (noun) antonym of “improvement.” worse than before, degrading, slipping, etc. i can’t say this report is an improvement or a deprovement.
- Derdoh
a way of making fun of one’s self or another for saying something obvious or really stupid….in place of saying doh, duh, or der. it just sounds funnier. “did you know that 1+1 = 2?” “derdoh!”