coffee creamer


a white man who is dating/having s-xual relations with a black woman.
coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave–ss man.
the female version of “morning wood”. when a female wakes up h-rny as anything and realizes she must let it out.
friend 1: “my night was so lonely.”
friend 2: “my morning was even worse, i made a coffee creamer.”
friend 1: “no way…”
friend 2: “yes, be sure to check the coffee creamer in the fridge before you put it into your coffee… it might be a secret blend of mine.”

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