Coffee Crotch


spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. fresh, it’s a wet stain. dry, it’s a brown stain that can last all day. occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.
the b-mp in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch
a girl with dark stains on the sides of her p-ssy. it has the appearance that she has coffee stains between her legs. the discoloration is enough to scare even the h-rn–st of men.
that chick has a bad case of coffee crotch!

joe: what is that ugly stain on the sides of her p-ssy?

sam: oh, she has a bad case of coffee crotch!

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