coffee cup of melted Velveeta
a phrase that refers jokingly to a comfort food, usually drank/drunk or eaten with a large spoon. can be used in a derogatory fashion as well, especially when referring to cheese-sloth. both men and women, mostly from the southern portions of the u.s., but elsewhere around the world as well, tend to eat large amounts of velveeta cheese, usually in a dish called queso, but in other forms as well. larger women from the south sometimes microwave a coffee cup of melted velveeta when they’re on their period and drink it when it’s cooled enough, like a shot of alcohol, in one quick slurp, or sometimes, slowly, that is, if they’re deeply engendered in their cheese-slothness.
buddy #1: ‘guess what grease-puss did today, dude?’
buddy #2: ‘not another coffee cup of melted velveeta?
buddy #1: ‘did she slurp it or spoon it?
buddy #2: ‘you know old cheese-sloth, on the rag again, so, totally slurped it, man, again….’
buddy #1: ‘gross, man, what a fat–ssed slag.’
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