coffee cursed
that doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.
david had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. he knew that he wouldn’t be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. it was a lose-lose situation.
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