coffee job
the act of swishing hot coffee around inside your mouth before giving a bl-w j-b.
“man!! my wife gives a kick -ss coffee job!”
the act of preparing coffee for someone else, even when you won’t get any.
my wife had to leave early this morning and knew she wouldn’t have time to wait on the coffee to brew, so she just gave me a coffee job on her way out.
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