Coffee Kid
one of those “ultra-mature” 15 year olds that sits in starbucks with his laptop on the free wi-fi, rocks a golfers hat and ray ban sungl-sses, pretends to be investing in his 401k and thoroughly checks e-trade as if he was in a midlife crisis.
greg – “man, look at that coffee kid, every time i try to buy some diapers for my kids at target, i gotta look at one of those losers sitting in the starbucks that they put in. look at that hat, check out his pea coat……what a loser…..
when a african american and a caucasion person have s-x and their offspring is half black and half white.
jeromine iginla is a f-cking coffee -ss f-cker
nucks’ rule!
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