coffee postal


extremely energetic or snarky person all hopped up on caffeine. may be annoying. may be slightly crazy. may be pitching a fit, or working fast and furious. may be the next new legal defense, following the “twinky defense.”
1. slow down on the espresso shots before you start getting all coffee postal !

2. are you add or coffee postal?

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