coffee sex
waking up in the morning and having wild crazy s-x in order to wake yourself up
emmy had wild coffee s-x this morning and she had lots of energy.
when having a coffee makes a girl moan louder than having s-x with her lover or when the coffee a man brews is better than the s-x with him
coffee mmm oh yesssss d-mn sooo goood
babe, stop having coffee s-x with my coffee!
i can’t, sorry, it’s sooooo good, way too goood mmmmm
you never make such noises when you’re in bed with me 🙁
well maybe you should be as good as the coffee you’re brewing?
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