Coffee Table
noun
the skin between p-n-s and -n-s, or v-g-n- and -n-s. aka runway, landing strip, taint, bohan.
man smoking weed and watching p-rn, sitting across table from another man: no, no. i think runway is much more visual. hey, lupita! what do you call the thing between the d-ck and the -sshole?
lupita: the coffee table.
crib, house, place of dwelling
i can’t stay, i got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.
a coffee table is the same as taint
emily says “what do you call the sp-ce between the d-ck and the -sshole”?
bob replied “a coffee table”
(see weeds on showtime for futher explanation)
coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the -sshole and the p-ssy of a girl.
she got totally h-rny when i m-ssaged her coffeetable
a device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having s-x on
clear breakfast off the coffee table, it’s time for an orgy!
a chicks -ss booty
god d-mn son, it looks like sarah has really been working that coffe table this summer.
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