Coffee Tamper


a stubby metalic object that is quite similar to an -n-l but plug. its real purpose is the use in preparing a ht cup of coffee. however many beg the question, “do you use it before or after you prepare a hot cup of dark brown joe?”
tom loves loves his coffee tamper when he brews his coffee in the morning, his wife jane loves his cofee tamper when shes in bed…..

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