Coffee wasted


when you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. a state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in cl-ss after a night of getting “real wasted”.
“i have an exam at 8am today… i’m getting coffee wasted!”

jill: “jack, why are you acting so weird?”
jack: “sorry, brah, i must be gettin’ coffee wasted!”

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