coffeehead

a coffeehead is someone who enjoys drinking 6 to 7 cups of coffee a day, preferably in a cafe with their laptop so everyone can see them write.

coffeeheads can usually be picked out doing:
– buying coffee
– dressing like their grandma/grandpa
– smoking cigarettes
– listening to somewhat indie music that no one has ever heard of, but plays constantly in cafes
– petting a fat cat
– reading/writing a novel
and things along those lines

coffeeheads can usually be picked out wearing:
– moc-ssins
– skinny jeans that aren’t too tight
– sweater vests/cardigans
– thick frame gl-sses
– some form of a beret
– a laptop/camera bag
– flannels
– scarfs (for men and women)
– a large purse/man bag
– tattoos and/or gauges
chelsgay: “oh my god, i need coffee. i only had 2 cups today.”
chelsgay: “and i can’t wear my moc-ssins because i just got my foot tattoo’d.”
chelsgay: “put on some dallas green, i need to calm down!”
tricy: “go write a book in a cafe. you’re such a f-cking coffeehead, man.”

chelsgay from mysp-ce
www.mysp-ce.com/omfgchelsie
a coffee addict that has perceivable mental fluctuations due to the amount of caffeine they consume. this persons personality is deformed in a measurable way which is subjectively viewed as either a negative or positive due to outcomes from coffee fueled action. a coffee head may have tension comparable to an amphetamine addict and can act anxiously and become erratic before and after their addictions consumption.
this definition is written by a coffee head.

-note – many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.

– also an issue of “darkhorse presents comics” which i stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.
-man tony is a hardcore coffee head!
-did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
-yeah he was shaking…
-do not go near him before he has his third cup.
-his eye twitches you know…
-yeah i know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats steve.