coffice


a coffee shop one makes into an office where non-coffee shop work is performed.
“hey shane, i need to finish up this design comp by 5, so i’m going to head down to the coffice with the laptop and put the touches on there.”
coffice; a combination of a coffe shop and office.
coffice >e.g>i can go to this place in downtown ann arbor, have wonderful fresh tasty coffee, bring my pc and any homework from my office at the u of m medical center.
coffee that is provided at no cost to employees by employer at a given physical location (ex. office).
“oh man i have no time to go outside to get good coffee, i gotta drink coffice!”
an office where everyone is coughing.
the cold spread to my co-workers throughout the coffice.

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