Coffiend


noun: 1. someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. someone who cannot function without coffee.
person 1: isn’t that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

person 2: twelfth.

person 1: dude. you’re a coffiend.

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