coffin varnish


very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with dr. pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday’s coffee instead of normal tap water. features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.
i drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now i’m afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.

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