coffuck


combination of “coffee” and “f-ck”. something you say when you (or someone else) think the better way to surface in the morning is having a coffee and getting laid.
girl: d-mn, i really don’t manage to wake up today…

boy: let’s have a coff-ck, it’s my miracle cure against tiredness!

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