cofi
term given to inhabitants of the town caernarfon in north wales (referred to by cofi’s as “dre{dreeh}). most cofi women can be seen wearing something similar to the croydon facelift, pushing prams and wearing the latest gear from henleys/addidas/h-lly hansen. cofi men use liberal amounts of hair gel to spike their hair into a suitable fashion so as to attract lady cofi’s and increase their chances of sp-wning young cofi’s before they reach their 16th birthday. cofi’s use the word “cont” as an affectionate term to their friends and loved ones (as well as their enemies). the majority of cofi’s choose to shy away from employment, choosing instead to live off state benefits (often sp-wning many mini cofi’s to increase household income).
iawn cont? (alright, c-nt?)
c’mere, cont, i’ll fochin do yer ed in!
cofi 4 lyf, cont!
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