cofting
v. specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. it should be noted that remembering one’s own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a m-ssive hangover implies no cofting occurred.
– dude what’s up? you look tired!
– yeah, we did some serious cofting last night!
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