Coggy
general blundering idiot normally with religious backgrounds. tends to impersonate those smaller than them. telltale signs of a coggy are normally a donkey laugh and obsession with b-ss.
oh god watch out, coggys coming.
kog-ee
plural form: coggies
1) someone whose main concern is fitting in and/or accepts social constructs without question, letting society form them p-ssively.
2) faceless, corporate workers.
anish’malad: that douche stopped talking to me when i got this mohawk. i guess i’m ‘too weird’ for him now.
sam: lame, what a coggy.
francine: wow, look at all those coggies! are there auditions for a clothing commercial close by?
jeremiah: i don’t think so – just a bunch of clone-tards.
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worker: i hate this job! it makes me feel like such a coggy.
boss: get a haircut, wear a collar, and shave twice a day or we’ll fire you.
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