Cognitive Behaviour Therapy


a very popular talking therapy is cognitive behaviour therapy with a huge psychological fan base that claims to reduce anxiety and other related disorders by reconstructing negative thoughts and making them impossibly positive. a therapist normally takes the patient through a fast track procedure and expects them to be fully recovered after 4 weeks when in fact the poor b-gg-r has actually got worse. often done on the nhs with therapists pushed for time and the patients wanting to strangle them. regularly sold on the internet for a fee because some b-st-rds like to make money out of other people’s misery. an over-rated therapy when really the patient has so many issues they ought to be seeing a shrink but the government has to be seen to be doing something to help the mentally deranged.
jane went to see her therapist last week for cognitive behaviour therapy; i’m visiting her today in the loony bin

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